i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine
i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine
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My cousin is arguing with my aunt about Harry Potter.
Ellise: (Dumbledore) didn’t die because he fell down. He died because of a spell! He died because of Expector Patrocus!
ME: THAT’S NOT EVEN A SPELL
Sarah: Yeah, it’s Expector Patronus!
Me: THAT’S NOT THE RIGHT SPELL
Ellise: Yeah that just knocks people down!
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Boys from Tumblr are like this:
Girls from Tumblr are like this:
And I’m like this:
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